It was Saturday morning as Bill, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Betty, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Bill asked her, "What are you up to?" Betty smiles and replied, "I'm going hunting with you!" Bill, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decided to take her along.

Later, they arrived at the hunting site. Bill sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot."

Bill walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Betty couldn't bag an elephant, much less a deer. Not ten minutes passed, when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.

Quickly, he starts running back. As he gets closer to her stand, he hears Betty screaming, "Get away from my deer!"

Confused, he races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, "Get away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire.

Within sight of where he had left his wife, he is surprised to see a man, standing there, with his hands high in the air. The man, obviously distraught, says, "Okay, lady, okay. You can have your deer. Just let me get my saddle off it."

Saint Peter stood at the Pearly Gates of Heaven as three men stood in line waiting to enter. Saint Peter said to the first man in line, "Before I let you in, I have to ask you a question. What was your I.Q.?"

The man answered, "180." Saint Peter replied, "What were you? A rocket scientist?" "Yes, sir," the man answered. "Okay, go on in," said Saint Peter.

The next man came up to Saint Peter. Peter asked the same question of him. "160," replied the second man. "What were you, a brain surgeon?" Peter asked the man. "Yes, sir." He was allowed in, too.

The third man came forward and was asked the same question. "68," he replied. "Well." said Saint Peter. "Did you get your deer?"

One morning, a father and his young son were in the woods hunting rabbits. After about an hour, they finally came across some rabbit tracks. In between the tracks, there were these little round brown pellets, and the son said to his father, "Dad, what are those?"

The father replied, "Those are smart pills. Try a couple."

The boy grabbed a couple of them and put them in his mouth. The boy made a funny face and said to his father, "They taste awful."

The father replied, "See, you're getting smarter already."

A husband was out fishing until late afternoon...tired and hungry after a long day of fishing, he finally came in to grab supper and left his gear in his canoe.

His wife decided that she wanted to go out on the lake and enjoy the sunset so she went down to the lake and pushed the canoe out.

Not long afterwards a gamewarden came by, and asked if she had her fishing license with her. "I'm not fishing" she replied. The warden answered back, "Well perhaps not, but you have all the equipment. I'm going to have to write you a citation for not having a license."

The wife slightly aggitated but quick on her feet said to him, "Well, alright. But I'm going to have to call the cops and have you arrested for raping me.". "What!!" the game warden replied, "I didn't rape you!". To this the woman replied, "Well perhaps not, but you have all the equipment."